Chris vs May in Boston

Today, mercifully, the highs are in the 80's, so it may be hard to remember that, all of a couple weeks ago, it was in the 40's here in Quincy.  In case you were wondering (and we all know you were), this is how I felt about that:

 Attention Red Line passengers...

Attention Red Line passengers...

 ... the next Red Line train to Alewife ...

... the next Red Line train to Alewife ...

 ... does not take passengers.

... does not take passengers.

 Because we hate you.

Because we hate you.

 Due to disabled trains at JFK, South Station, Kendall, and Porter...

Due to disabled trains at JFK, South Station, Kendall, and Porter...

 ... we are experiencing 80 minute delays, or until you die of frostbite, whichever comes first.

... we are experiencing 80 minute delays, or until you die of frostbite, whichever comes first.

 I didn't actually do a lot of leaf jumping as a kid, but that's what delusions are for.

I didn't actually do a lot of leaf jumping as a kid, but that's what delusions are for.

 45 degrees isn't so bad when it means you're getting a PlayStation 2.

45 degrees isn't so bad when it means you're getting a PlayStation 2.

 ... this automated voice regrets any inconvenience.

... this automated voice regrets any inconvenience.

 But not enough to really do anything about it.

But not enough to really do anything about it.

 Thank you for trying to ride the T.

Thank you for trying to ride the T.

 May wins. Fatality.

May wins. Fatality.

Have a happy Memorial Day everybody!