I'll Need That in Writing

Sometimes I wonder whether, when we ask this:

 I worried about this a lot when I was a kid

I worried about this a lot when I was a kid

... God kind of hears it like this:

 Nothing says "I love you" quite like "Specify your minimum requirements!"

Nothing says "I love you" quite like "Specify your minimum requirements!"

 And how much can I play Starcraft before it becomes loving the computer more than you?

And how much can I play Starcraft before it becomes loving the computer more than you?

Like the question of the rich, young ruler to Jesus - like so many of our questions to God - the answer seems frequently to be "Wrong question!"