The Difference Between Me and a Two-Year-Old

 There's supposed to be a dining room table on that carpet, but I couldn't figure out how to draw it, so for this cartoon, it got eaten by termites.

There's supposed to be a dining room table on that carpet, but I couldn't figure out how to draw it, so for this cartoon, it got eaten by termites.

 My internal monologue has better punctuation, for one thing, and that's not nothing.

My internal monologue has better punctuation, for one thing, and that's not nothing.

 This panel spiked my insulin just drawing it.

This panel spiked my insulin just drawing it.